So I'm currently hating on a certain company. I won't tell you which one, but they're an insurance provider and their name rhymes with "sweat-na".
And boy, do they suck. They've raised the art of strategic incompetence to heights I never before imagined.
In preparation for a time when my daughter starts talking, I'm trying to start using substitutes for some of my favorite swears. Por ejemple, I really like to call people douchebags. Don't know why, I just do. Now I call those people juice boxes. Sometimes, flugelhorn juice boxes.
Sweat-na? Buncha flugelhorn juice boxes.