Tuesday, July 24, 2007

you'll be wantin' to subpeona robert louis stevenson, then?

Congress Seeks Tales of Piracy


I'm relieved that our government is finally standing up for America's beleaguered recording industry. Because if the government doesn't, who will? The hundreds of lawyers the beleaguered recording industry keeps on retainer?
I'll have more energy to worry about whether I can afford to keep my baby in diapers, now that I know someone's making sure Clive Davis can afford his.

Thanks, Congress!

1 comment:

brent said...

I move that "Beleaguered Recording Industry" be recognized as a phrase you coined, and accordingly be transmitted into the common parlance.